“I don't play favorites. Any crotch is game.”

  • 3 wins
  • 0 losses
  • 1 draw
Overall
toughness
4
  • Hometown:Omaha
  • Physique:Thanks to the south beach diet, I've lost over 47lbs!
  • Day job:Former host of Unsolved Mysteries.
  • Strength:Accounting. Trivial Pursuit.
  • Weakness:I wig out at Pink Floyd concerts.

“I gave up waiting for the bluebird of happiness and bought myself a rubber ducky.”

  • 0 wins
  • 1 loss
Overall
toughness
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  • Hometown:Anytown, USA
  • Physique:small, bald, pantless with a large nose
  • Day job:comic strip character
  • Strength:I have a dog named Fuzz.
  • Weakness:Too many to write.


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